Get To the Polls On Thy Motorcycle and Vote

Go and vote today. I don't care who you vote for. You can write in Dr. Steel if you like. But go do it.

There are two reasons for this. One is to show that we, the American people, still give a shit about what our government does.

The other reason is that if you don't vote, you can't complain. If your candidate wins, you'll later be able to say "I didn't elect him to do THIS." If your candidate loses, you can say "Hey, I didn't vote for him."

But if you don't vote at all, you best just shut the hell up, lest I rend unto thee with with Mr. Fist.

That is all.