My Magical Rain Gear

I dislike my rain gear. It's hot, it doesn't breathe, and worst of all - it stops the rain altogether, thus making the struggle into it pointless.

Last night we had an awesome rainstorm. This morning I got up and everything was still soaked and cloudy. That's good news down here. Plus, I got to ride in to work this morning, which makes any weather good.

So, I wrestled with my rain gear until it finally gave in and covered most of me, and set off.

There was no rain, but plenty of heat, so I got to work soaked with sweat.

You all know what would have happened if I hadn't worn my rain gear, right?